George's is a bar that lives in Fitzroy.
We serve drinks & toasties.
Open Wednesday to Sunday.
6pm till late.

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At George’s, we love functions.

We don’t mind if it’s small, large, or jumbo; if you’re after a good time, George’s is the place to be.
Click below to download the details for your next event, and be sure to contact us through the form below with any queries you may have.

Functions Package

  • What’s so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn’t shop there.

    George Costanza
  • Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pairs. That way I only have to do wash once a year.

    George Costanza
  • Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

    George Costanza
  • Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That’s all I’m askin’. This woman thinks I’m very funny and now you’re gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I’m gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn’t seem so funny.

    George Costanza
  • I love the mirror in that bathroom. I don’t know what in the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror. I don’t know if its the tile or the lighting… I feel like Robert Wagner in there.

    George Costanza
  • If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They’d have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin.

    George Costanza
  • I’m 33 years old; I haven’t outgrown the problems of puberty, I’m already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal … medium orgasm.

    George Costanza
  • Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up.

    George Costanza



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If you want to contact us to chat about the bar, or you know, just to have a chat about nothing.

120 Johnston Street, Fitzroy.


+61 03 9416 4385



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